Man Confronts Neighbor Over His Cat's Mysterious Romance, Accuses Them Of Getting His Cat Pregnant, Discovers Unexpected Twist In Hissterical Twitter Thread

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Dec 26, 2023 12:00 PM EST

I Can Has-ers, we're with you: we're back at work today after enjoying our lovely Christmas day even though we don't want to be. But, we have one thing for certain that will pawsitively make your day better despite going back to work, and it's this hissterical cat-themed twitter thread that took us for a wild ride of emotions in the best way pawssible. It starts with a simple family cat coming back pregnant after a night exploring the town, and the family suspects that the father is the next-door neighbor's cat. Cue dramatic music!

The father accuses the neighbor and their cat of getting his cat pregnant, demand child support and to foster the soon-to-be awwdorable teeny tiny kittens, and the thread just goes down a simply ridiculous spiral that you have to read to believe. Scroll down to find your excuse to laugh today (believe us, you won't regret it) and enjoy these funny felines with a very chonky twist at the end!

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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow big things happening at home. our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant. Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support 8:54 AM Dec 23, 2023 6.7M Views 680 16K 147K 9.4K ↑
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    Don't these people watch any crime shows on TV? Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. First, this family needs to go in a purrsuit of evidence to appropriately accuse this cat of getting their cat pregnant. Afterward, everything they're asking for is fair game. 

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    dnzele @vetusdeus11: Dec 23 Dad is considering going and talking to neighbour in an hour or so about the child support. Will keep y'all updated. 235 17K ₁1 382K1 4
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 21h we finna neuter her after her first litter and we're not just takin kittens away xD, once they're fully nursed and weaned neighbour will be feedin em until they adopted not dumb, not our first rodeo.
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    dnzele Follow @vetusdeus112 Mom: "that boy has been roaming here and sight-adichifying our girl for months now" *looks to cat* "you're too young to do all this, you had a future...." Dad: "no point scolding her [mum's name], we need to go talk to [neighbour's name] least he can do is pay for food."
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    "You're too young to do all this, you had a future…" is sending us into an unstoppable laughing fit. We're glad to know that we're not the only ones who talk to our cats like real people, although we're not sure how much future the cat actually had other than living their lives without getting pregnant.

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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 1: Follow Dad is practicing what to say to the neighbor, I keep hearing "hello [name] how are you doing? We need to talk about Guddu (our cat) and Kanna (his cat)" over and over again and he keeps stuttering also. I see where I get my social awkwardness from.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus11: Dec 23 update 2: Mom is sitting with Guddu and wholeheartedly lecturing her about how all men are like this and that once they satisfy themselves, they won't bother about you or the child. Guddu is a cat.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 3: Neighbour is home, mom is advising dad to take Guddu along for dramatic effect, dad is weirdly protective. Dad: "what if she turns out not to be pregnant or if it's someone else's, we can't let them know we don't know who the father is" once again these are cats. Follow 9:22 AM Dec 23, 2023 142.2K Views ●
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 4: Parents tried to call my grandfather up and tell him that Guddu (our cat) is pregnant. Follow Grandfather is 90+, hard of hearing and doesn't really know how to take phonecalls. He has not understood what they are trying to tell him. He thinks that I am pregnant.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow update 5: parents are arguing, both are accusing the other of not paying enough attention to Guddu and her "behaviour". Mom: "you're never home, how you'll know what she does and where she goes? With that boy (me) also you were like this." idk why im catching strays.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 6: turns out my parents didn't bother clearing things up with my grandfather. Follow He just called to ask me how I got pregnant/which girl I got pregnant. Told him it's the cat that's pregnant, not me or some non-existent lover and he hung up on me.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 7: dad is taking Guddu to meet our neighbour and Kanna (neighbour's cat). Obviously Follow I will be going along with him.
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    dnzele Follow @vetusdeus112 update 8: Our neighbour is convinced that it cannot be Kanna that got her pregnant because a) Kanna isn't home right now. b) Kanna has been neutered. not a good look for us or Guddu.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 9: Follow Dad and neighbour have argued for ab fifteen minutes. Neighbour standing his ground that Kanna could not have gotten Guddu pregnant, dad growing increasingly frustrated.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 10: Follow Dad just raised his voice at the neighbour and asked him to prove to us all that Kanna is neutered. it's so over
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    A dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow update 11: Dad and neighbour are having a full blown argument. Neighbour implied that Guddu (our cat) was a loose woman and my dad called Kanna (neighbour's cat) a "loafer". I'm convinced they'd be fully physically fighting each other if I wasn't here.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow update 12: Guddu snuck away during the argument. Found Kanna Guddu under the neighbour's bed when we went looking for her. Neighbour has agreed to foster half the litter whenever they're born.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 update 13 (possibly final): Dad and neighbour are now bonding by talking ab the vet who allegedly neutered Kanna but clearly failed. Follow Grandfather just called me up to ask who Guddu was and why my mother is getting weirdly emotional. 11:03 AM Dec 23, 2023 142.3K Views ● ●
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 p.s. - dad and neighbour are bonding by sharing woes ab their ungrateful children (Kanna in the neighbour's case, me and Guddu in my dad's case) Follow The neighbour is closer in age to me btw, keep this in mind when you imagine a man defending his cat's honour. 11:06 AM · Dec 23, 2023 165K Views
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 yes we are going to have her spayed after she has this litter, this will be her only litter. A Follow no we are not going to DNA test the kittens because none of us are insane.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 FINAL UPDATE: Follow WE WENT TO THE VET, GUDDU IS OVERWEIGHT NOT PREGNANT. HER DIET HAS CHANGED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY AND WE'RE WONDERING HOW TO APOLOGISE TO KANNA AND HIS OWNER.
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    dnzele @vetusdeus112 · 11h we figured out she was pregnant bc she's gotten rounder(?) over the past two weeks or so. Once again, she cannot read.
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    Wazzy @Wazzly . 23h Don't forget to license the story to Netflix once it's all done! 4 128 2.8K ilil 147K 1
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    Stuti @stuutiiiii Dec 23 kanna you playahhh. best thread congrats to the pregnant couple
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    Catherine ...it's the right thing to do @RoxieKat 11h I adopted the neighborhood stray cat. My neighbor's cat got her pregnant. Woke up to this Child Support ON tial
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    coldplay w✔ @tanishai 22h ... the entire thread gave me life u dont understand aaaaaa as a cat mom this is hilarious ADD
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    Starcommand Hi, I am the neighbour. Kanna is very sad. He wants to meet Guddu. They are adults now. Let them have a talk and decide for themselves @Starcomm • 20h
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    priya @ItsSpeedd This is so cute, if my cat got pregnant my parents would be the same way 5 ● 19h
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    Rozea @Marengo234 · 16h "you're too young to do all this, you had a future...." I'm so happy other people talk to their cats the way I talk to mine
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    Casual commenter @Similar89 . 41m Bro how much wilder is this ride gonna get
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    Victoria Giddings @victorigidding What a plot twist
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